A salesman and saleswoman travelling through Europe, and having never met before, find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the saleswoman on the top bunk, the salesman on the lower.
In the middle of the night the saleswoman leans over and says, "I'm sorry to bother you but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket?"
The salesman leans out from the bottom bunk and, with a giant glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea.... Let's pretend we're married!"
"Why not?" giggles the saleswoman.
"Great then!" says the salesman. "Since we're married, you can get your own d-a-r-n blanket!"
Moral of the story. And just where did you think this joke was going? Get your mind out of the gutter already. And back on sales where it should be! As any sales professional knows..... staying focused on the job at hand rather than letting your mind wander down the tracks of disrepute.... (you did it agian didn't you??) is the key to success.
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